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MAILBAG MONDAAAAYYY
MAILBAG MONDAAAAYYY
What’s up, dudes and possible not-dudes? Every Monday, we here at the Bro Necessities will answer questions from REAL READERS and the occasional fictional construct. Have your own question for the Broman Consul? Need some advice or a thinly veiled come-on? Solicit me here!   Let's do [more]
Man of Steel was stupid. Everything's stupid.
Man of Steel was stupid. Everything's stupid.
  Friends, countrymen, sentient lawn chairs.   I was really excited for Man of Steel. REALLY excited. Jacked up. Frothing at the mouth. Chomping at the bit. Kickin’ at the printer. Jumping at the carrot. Screaming at the cops. Peein' in mah seat.   Excited.   Look [more]
Not Sure What to Give as a Gift?
Some people are just plain hard to shop for. This can be a real problem as so many people on your list already have everything that they want, what could you possibly add to their vast piles of possessions? Well, there is a gift that can be bought anytime of the year, is universally beloved, has no expiration [more]
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What’s up, dudes and possible not-dudes? Every Monday, we here at the Bro Necessities will answer questions from REAL READERS and the occasional fictional construct. Have your own…

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Man of Steel was stupid. Everything’s stupid.

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  Friends, countrymen, sentient lawn chairs.   I was really excited for Man of Steel. REALLY excited. Jacked up. Frothing at the mouth. Chomping at the bit. Kickin’…

Not Sure What to Give as a Gift?

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Some people are just plain hard to shop for. This can be a real problem as so many people on your list already have everything that they want,…

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: A Deep Reading

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I recently listened to Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and something about it seemed a bit off. I took a closer look and what I found was jarring, to say the least.

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Fucking Up Dinner: Chicken Taquitos

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They’re dangerously delicious!

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Donating Blood? We Have a Few Questions First…

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Through more or less legal avenues, I have acquired a copy of proposed additions to the new Blood Donor survey form

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Relationship Advice for Men

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It’s about time Turbo_Jimmy let us in on some of the secrets that make him such a rampaging tapir of success with the ladies

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BREAKING: Beyoncé Shocks Internet, Releases New Child Without Any Marketing

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NEW YORK – On midnight of December 13, Beyoncé surprised the entire world and sent the internet in a frenzy by releasing her new child, also named Beyoncé,…

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